(New) Cars That Should Exist But Don't... Yet.

Kinja'd!!! "Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert" (joshuagilbert)
02/09/2020 at 14:03 • Filed to: None

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This is my wishlist for the decade. Some of this may be heresy, but I’d like to think I am speaking for the people here. Specifically for US Market Drivers. Hear me, car-gods.

TLX Type-S (pictured above?) With a wagon version? Why was the TSX Estate FWD, anyway? What happened to the TL? I’m sad.

2020 2-door Gladiator and 2-door Gladiator Shortbed (Scrambler)

2020 Impreza RS Coupe

2020 Honda Passport with a stick and an thicc Acura Clone w/ SH-AWD. Call it the SLX. (ok, maybe not.) Or you know, just give us a stick-shift Passport.

An Acura-badged version of the current-gen Civic Type R, called the Integra GS-R. And yes, if you can integrate bug-eyes into the current design language, go for it.

A Polestar-V8 widebody of the XC90 called the XC90R.

A new Volvo C30.

A New FJ-Cruiser. (Must have three windshield wipers and removable top.)

A replacement for the Ecoboost Mustang with even weirder headlights, a rear wing, and call it the SVO.

A Volvo 240 Turbo Kit Car you can order and build from Polestar.

A historic tribute edition of the 2020 Bronco that comes with a white roof, black steelies, and Forest Service Green body. (I’m really hoping for this to happen. Ford, send me one please.)

A GMC-version- for commercial purposes- of the Colorado with a fully-electric drivetrain. Either “Cheyenne” or Hummer HT-E Professional.

Aussie production stuff, like a Falcon FPV, but built in Canada. They may not have Kangaroos up there, but I feel Moose to be an alog to them... like Tim Horton’ s to Marmite... they’ll send nice stuff down to us right?

A Sirocco or A Corrado... with a stick.

A faster Kia Stinger... with a stick.

A 2021 Buick GTX/GNX/GSX. Something fast and incomparably matte black.

Pontiac


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
02/09/2020 at 14:45

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Gonna add RWD BMW hatchback with a turbo straight 6 and manual...a la Euro market 135


Kinja'd!!! Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
02/09/2020 at 14:46

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This is the way.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
02/09/2020 at 15:05

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Nissan idx. 

Rwd manual hatchback. 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
02/09/2020 at 15:22

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A 19ft long, 6 passenger RWD Cadillac s edan with tailfins and a standard V8


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
02/09/2020 at 15:29

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I’d change “faster stinger” for “Stinger coupe with 2.0 and manual”

The 3.3 is not the best engine that platform gets, and the V8 Hyundai has is old.


Kinja'd!!! dumpsterfire! > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
02/09/2020 at 15:40

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A Ford car that's not a Mustang.   


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
02/09/2020 at 16:41

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That 240 kit car idea is sounding hawt


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
02/09/2020 at 20:13

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“ TLX Type-S (pictured above?) With a wagon version? Why was the TSX Estate FWD, anyway? What happened to the TL? I’m sad.”

sorry too busy counting money from RDX MDXs

“ An Acura-badged version of the current-gen Civic Type R, called the Integra GS-R. And yes, if you can integrate bug-eyes into the current design language, go for it.”

see above


Kinja'd!!! ST80MND > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert
02/10/2020 at 08:21

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I like when you’re head is at, especially with the polestar stuff. My only issue is Pontiac. Since the early 70's, before it’s death, Pontiac managed to build 3, yes 3 models in 40 years that weren’t total crap. The solstice, the gto and the g8. If they could make better/ newer versions of these 3, then he’ll yes. But we would end up with a reskinned cobalt for a gran prix, a reskinned trax for a who cares, and a stupid minivan. And that’s why Pontiac is dead.


Kinja'd!!! ST80MND > ST80MND
02/10/2020 at 08:28

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I keep trying to say POLESTAR, but autocorrect keeps saying plaster